Spring Break WOOO!

It's that time everybody, when you're glued to Facebook checking out what girl's look like in their bikinis and scoping out what babes got tans in  your classes.  Oh yeah, it's Spring Break time.  For the most part all Spring Breaks are over.  You can usually tell because girl's will begin posting their albums of Spring Break, usually entitled some inside joke that occurred while on their trip.  You know, something like "But wait, were in Jamaica right?"  Yeah, solid album name.  Anyway, this is when you creep hardcore on Facebook.  You check out what a girl's boobs look like because you and your buddy have been arguing about her boob size for a few months.  You can see what girls are still unsure about their body size and wear a one piece at the beach or the way too proud girls who wear a bikini and clearly should not be wearing those.  

Anyway, people always come back with the same stories.  The standard is how they would drink heavily during the day, and at night, there was this club that was "so sick."  Do you know what bothers me is when you ask someone how the weather was and they respond with "Insane, so much better than here."  Oh, really?  The weather in an exotic island was better than the place you live?  You jackass that's why you go on spring break.  Around campus you see who worked on their tans to make sure everyone knew they went away and of course, the poor people who didn't go anywhere for spring break and are still gross and pale.  That's always awkward, when you're in class and you kinda know the person who sits next to you and you ask them where they went for spring break and they drop the "I went to my house, haha."  Oh, sweet, well I'm done engaging you in a conversation.  

Speaking of tans, why do people think it's a bad thing to wear sunscreen?  What I mean is, have you ever heard someone say like "I had to wear SPF 15!  I never wear sunscreen!!"  Listen up ass bag, skin cancer isn't sweet, so what's so bad if people rock a little bit of SPF at the beach?  The people who usually make a big deal about wearing sunscreen are those who have darker skin to begin with, like Italians.  Just because your skin has the ability to not burn, doesn't mean your safe from skin cancer.  Not rocking any sunscreen at the beach is kinda similar to not rocking a condom when  you're banging someone you just met.  Sure you may not get anything for awhile, but eventually you'll catch something, like herpes.  So wear sunscreen guys, because you don't want to get herpes from the sun, do you?  Welp, that's about it, if I were you I'd go start stalking some people on Facebook.  Boom, roasted.