As expected, I got thoroughly destroyed last night, with Tom and a few other bros. Nothing shocking there, we all love getting smashed the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, no excuses, all regrets. I had a dinner and cocktail party thrown by a guy I work with that I had to go to. Sounds like a lot of fun right? It was, but I was a little upset. Thanksgiving Eve may be the only night where this doesn’t sound appealing to me. I had to behave myself, keep my shirt on and interact with other people for a few hours. Free booze and food, and I’d still rather be doing hand-grenades at some shitty bar with 4 dudes, throwing up by 9 o’clock. Anyway, I hope everyone has a great holiday, eats a lot of turkey, tells their family they love them and watches the Giants win. Just remember to give thanks for all the great things in the world; internet porn, beer, Doritos, football and NervousCircle.com.
Picks:
Packers -10.5 @ Lions
Despite Stafford’s heroics last week, the Lions still suck. They haven’t won a Thanksgiving game since 2003, which was against the Packers. Hell, last year there was a national uproar that football fans would have to be exposed to their game. It was like it was anthrax or herpes or a Jonas Brothers Concert. Packers o-line looked better last week,
Raiders +13.5 @ Cowboys
When a team has scored 14 points in two games and their quarterback is banged-up, I think laying 13.5 is too much, even against the Raiders. Plus, despite Oakland’s track record of uselessness, they burned me for the second time last week. Maybe Bruce Gradkowski is the second coming of Brett Favre. Probably not, but the inconsistent Raiders that have effed me might just be inconsistent enough this week to surprise people. I’m not worried about the short week and the jet lag either. It’s not like the coaching staff puts in schemes anyway.
Enjoy the turkey.
Picks:
Packers -10.5 @ Lions
Despite Stafford’s heroics last week, the Lions still suck. They haven’t won a Thanksgiving game since 2003, which was against the Packers. Hell, last year there was a national uproar that football fans would have to be exposed to their game. It was like it was anthrax or herpes or a Jonas Brothers Concert. Packers o-line looked better last week,
Raiders +13.5 @ Cowboys
When a team has scored 14 points in two games and their quarterback is banged-up, I think laying 13.5 is too much, even against the Raiders. Plus, despite Oakland’s track record of uselessness, they burned me for the second time last week. Maybe Bruce Gradkowski is the second coming of Brett Favre. Probably not, but the inconsistent Raiders that have effed me might just be inconsistent enough this week to surprise people. I’m not worried about the short week and the jet lag either. It’s not like the coaching staff puts in schemes anyway.
Enjoy the turkey.
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