Say It Ain't Sosa?

For those of you who haven't seen Sammy Sosa in awhile, you will not be able to recognize him. Although, he's definitely still jacked out of his mind and loves talking about how "biesbol has been bery, bery goo' to me" he looks straight up like a creep show based on how he used to look. Now, lots of people are speculating that he went ahead on got the same thing done that Michael Jackson had done. However, Sammy Sosa never had vitiligo, so everyone is saying that he actually had a skin rejuvenation process done. What the hell is a skin rejuvenation process that makes you 100 times whiter? I feel like if I had that done I'd become invisible. Seriously Sammy, maybe you should've looked up the side effects of this apparent rejuvenation process. Now, let's say that he did know the consequences; I'd bet if he did know, that's probably exactly why he did it. Ever since he was part of the whole steroids panel that was called to congress everyone questioned Sammy's decision to allow his lawyer to speak instead of him. Really Sammy, you couldn't speak English when you were there? Sammy you could field questions in English and respond coherently throughout your career, but now when the pressure was on you opted for Mark Rosenbergwitz? Get your shit together and hit up a tanning bed or something. You're creeping my dog out.