Thursday, February 18, 2010

Are These Celebrities Hot?


All of these women are clearly famous and have had significant roles in pop culture. Lady Gaga is of course all over the place with her songs and ridiculous outfits. Kirsten Dunst is most famous for playing Mary Jane Watson, the love interest of Peter Parker aka Spider-Man and Maggie Gyllenhall is most famous for being Jake Gyllenhaal's sister, oh, and for playing Rachel Dawes in The Dark Knight. Usually when people lack talent in Hollywood they make up for it with being extremely good looking, but I guess with all three of these girls what they lack in good looks they make up for with their talent. I think Lady Gaga is talented because she comes up with hit after hit that I can fist pump to. Apparently Maggie Gyllenhaal is talented, but that doesn't mean she should've been the chick Batman wanted bone. And then there's Kirsten Dunst. I think she sucks, but what do I know, maybe she is talented.

Regardless of these girls talents, does anyone find them attractive? If they weren't celebrities no one would give them a second look. Obviously I would sleep with all three of these women, but mainly because they're celebrities, especially in Gyllenhaal's case (I think she's Buzz's girlfriend, woof). I could be in the minority here but I think Lady Gaga is weird looking (not to forget about her rumored hermaphrodite situation), I think Kirsten Dunst is cute, but she doesn't really do it for me and as for Maggie Gyllenhaal, well I honestly think she resembles a dog. Again, maybe you disagree with me and if you do, please let me know.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do agree that none of the are hot at all. But Tom you have to somewhat like Gaga I mean shes not your boytoy Johnny Weir but she does dress like him.

Anonymous said...

lady gaga is a man thats all there is to it