HOLY SHIT, Tiger Woods is making a statement this Friday at 11 AM!! Whatever you have planned that day, cancel it, take your phone off the hook and turn all your attention to this much anticipated statement. Well, at least that's what the media will seem to be telling you these next few days until that statement (which will be very well scripted) is actually read. You thought that all the Tiger drama was done? It's not even close to being over.
The announcement came today that Tiger will be making a statement about his future plans and I guess offer up some type of apology. Awesome, now I have to watch all the sports and news outlets bring in a bunch of "analysts" to discuss what Tiger might say. I love how Tiger has to apologize to the public because he somehow let them down, not because they miss him on the Tour, but because he cheated on his wife. Do you know who Tiger doesn't have to apologize to? Me. I don't give two shits who he sleeps with or what his weird fantasies are, all I care about is watching him play golf. The last time I watched golf was the last time Tiger played, so hopefully he comes back soon and tears shit up like he always does. Also, do you think he likes this song (below)? I guarantee he does. He probably bumps it in his car when he's alone. Also, I bet you Tiger totally does that muscle pose during sex, American Psycho style.
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