Everybody loves food. We love food so much there's an entire network (one of my favorites) devoted to it. Now after hearing about a 140 year old hot dog found on Coney Island I couldn't help but think of one thing: Would I eat it? I mean, if you're like me then throughout your life you've always come across certain food challenges. For the most part, aside from a standard hot wings challenge, these food challenges consist of very gross foods like eating an entire stick of butter. But this is a hot dog, I don't think they ever go bad kinda like a Twinkie. Well, maybe after 140 years they go bad but still, aren't you tempted as to knowing what this thing tastes like? You'll without a doubt get sick but if someone was willing to pay your medical bills wouldn't you house that thing? I know I would. Harry Caray would.
I think it's also really strange how people found a 140 year old hot dog. The reason this thing was found was because they were destroying some building on Coney Island and were going through the building getting rid of stuff before it was demolished. CNN said that archaeologists found the hot dog. I don't know if that's correct. When I hear the word archaeologist I think of some English guy sweating his balls off in khaki clothing standing in the middle of a desert. I'm pretty sure the "archaeologists" that found this hot dog were named Juan and Guerillmo and they were wearing Fubu jeans with Harley Davidson sweatshirts they got at a local community center. But back to my main point. Would I eat this dog? Yes, I would. I'd throw some chili on it too and have a classic chili dog, plus if I do end up getting sick I can blame the chili as well.
Also, for your entertainment, here's another hilarious SNL Harry Caray skit.
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