Weekend of Sports

Pretty wild weekend for sports. It started off wild with Tiger's monotone, robotic statement. I have never been more annoyed with sports media outlets than I was this weekend watching and listening to analysts breakdown whether or not Tiger meant what he was saying. I couldn't believe it. It was the most retarded thing I have ever seen. Every 15 minutes I'd hear, "Let's bring in Chip Ballsack from San Diego Star Tribue Regional Collegian Online Newsletter and see if he has any input on whether Tiger was being truthful or not." I said this before and I'll say it again, Tiger did not have to apologize to me and I don't care who or what he has sex with. Strippers, hookers, Hooter's waitresses', it's all good Tiger, just get back out on the course so I can start watching golf again.

In New York sports, Tracy McGrady made his Knicks debut. I know this isn't a big deal for any NC readers who don't give a shit about the NBA or the Knicks, but not only did he have a great game in his debut, but having McGrady's expiring contract on the team really helps the Knicks chances of signing some big time players this summer like LeBron James. I'd be the biggest fair-weather Knicks fan if Lebron comes to town, I mean, who wouldnt be?

In the Olympics, USA just kept on trucking in terms of collecting medals. Bode Miller finally got a gold medal, but nothing was bigger than USA's win last night verse Canada, or shall I call them Canadud? It was a great game, and there's nothing like beating a bunch of beady eyed, frosted tipped Canadians. Even if you don't like hockey, I'm sure you like America so you better be excited we took a dump on an absolutely STACKED Canadian team.

Lastly, in the world of "what the fuck sport is that?" for the majority of people who don't live in the northeast, the most dominant, unknown sports team, Trinity College's Squash team won it's 12th straight national championship. It's making headline news not because of the dominance of this team but because of how Trinity's Baset Chaudry got in the face of Yale's Kenneth Chanar after Chaudry won the match. I think it's awesome. It just shows that squash can get super intense, especially when two complete bad asses like Chanar and Chaudry get intense. No but seriously, both of these kids look like the kids who you copy off of in class and potentially own Birkenstocks. I know we have followers both at Yale and Trinity, can I get some confirmation on this?