Monday, February 15, 2010

What State Is Better: Connecticut or Colorado?


Connecticut: Known as The Nutmeg or Constitution State. State Animal..Sperm Whale..Really Connecticut? Ouch. Notable Colleges..Yale, Conn. College, UConn, Trinity. Professional Sports Teams...Bridgeport Bluefish, Connecticut Sun. CT was also home to the Hartford Whalers (now Carolina Hurricanes) who had the sickest uniforms in the NHL. Notable Cities..Hartford, New Haven, Stamford. Famous For..Being rich. This is all thanks to Fairfield County, one of the most bro counties in America. Fairfield County is part of the "Gold Coast" which stretches along the CT coastline on the Long Island Sound. CT is also home to a bunch of boarding schools where many NC fans attend. Negatives..There's really not much to do in CT. You know that Wayne's World scene where they end up in Delaware? They could've just said "I'm in...Connecticut" and it would've had the same effect.

Colorado: Known as The Centennial State. State Animal..Rocky Mountain Bighorn. Notable Colleges..Denver, UC-Boulder, Colorado College, Air Force. Professional Sports Teams..Denver Broncos, Denver Nuggets, Colorado Avalanche, Colorado Rockies. Notable Cities..Denver, Vail, Aspen. Famous For..It's mountainous landscape, scenery, ski resorts and the place all the not-sure-what-to-do-in-life bros love to go when they're "finding themselves" after college. CO is definitely a bro state. It's the home of Coors, who are responsible for inventing some of the dumbest/awesomest gimmicks to be put on a beer can. Also, not only did Harry and Lloyd find themselves in CO helping Mary "Samsonite" Swanson, but my favorite show South Park is based there. When people aren't shredding the fresh pow pow, they're probably hanging out, breathing in the fresh air, smoking some weed and of course, partying. Negatives..Although considered a swing state, there are a ton of liberals in CO. Look, I'm not trying to make this political, I'm just saying the liberals in CO are the hippie, "I love long boarding and going to pro-Obama rallies to yell about issues I don't understand" liberals.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

neither are better. maryland is best

Anonymous said...

amen. MD all day

Anonymous said...

I grew up in CT, went to boarding school in CT, went to college in MD and currently live in CO. CO is more bro than CT and MD.

Anonymous said...

Maryland is a dump

Anonymous said...

CO is so much bro-er, CT is for fags

Anonymous said...

maryland is not a dump where you from fag

Anonymous said...

ct is the most bro state. period

Anonymous said...

Ct is about as bro as... delaware. Don't get me wrong wilmington is a great place it's just that md kicks your ass

Anonymous said...

Maryland and fairfield county both blow an huge trust fund cock....go put on your pastel colored pants and your parted hair and go fuck yourselfs...if being bro means your daddy is loaded and you think your the man because you were born into wealth like our boy Tom here (by the way Tom Ive seen you lax you suck) well then your just a fag.

Anonymous said...

Hey where you from dude?

Anonymous said...

Maryland and Connecticut are the shit, I hope you contract an STD and die. Colorado is awesome as well.

Anonymous said...

Ski trips in vail are the shit but I wouldn't want to live there. That place is fucking cold. In md its cold now but that's just becaus we got the biggest snowstorm in history. MD is the best state and there is nothing any of you can say to prove me wrong.

Anonymous said...

I've studied/laxed in CO and taken dumps bigger than CT. Denver is not cold... It's sunny year round and the temp favors the bro lifestyle: Shirtless, drinking brews, and hollering at bitties... All CO lacks is a body of water and more conservatives.

Anonymous said...

Maryland weather is like that from march to November. Maryland is known as a liberal state but if you go anywhere outside of the Baltimore -DC area they just aren't there. And we have the best lax in the country hands down.

Tyler said...

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