So for all the sports fans out there you should know that last night a huge accomplishment happened when the UCONN women's hoops team won their 71st straight game. I'd like to take the time to write a post on this great achievement. No I'm just kidding, who gives a shit. Do any of you care about this win streak? I know I don't. So let's get down to what this post is really about, Lindsay Lohan. So if you haven't heard, apparently the actress and more notably, infamous party girl, is suing E*Trade over one of their baby ads. Yeah, that's right, she's suing the company for $100 million because she claims that the ad that they ran during the Super Bowl which features the "milkaholic" baby is based off of her.
Really Lindsay? How high are you? In no way did I or anyone ever think that the baby in this ad was somehow based or somehow related to you. First off, it's a fucking baby. Second off, it's a FUCKING BABY! I don't understand this at all. It'd be one thing if this baby had red hair, crashed a car and was making out with a chick who was a DJ in this commercial, but she wasn't. The only thing this baby did was ask what a "milkaholic" was. The article that the first hyperlink goes to claims that using the name Lindsay is just the same as using names like Oprah, or Madonna. Yeah, this is just flat out retarded. Lindsay Lohan clearly needs a reality check. One of the most common girl names in America doesn't somehow pertain to her. It is great though that Lindsay sees herself in a baby girl that is a home wrecker and has some sort of addiction problem. I really hope this case gets thrown out, or is a made up internet rumor because it is just too ridiculous. I'm gonna sue the show Parks & Recreations because the character Tom in it gives me a bad rep. Yeah that's the equivalent to what Lohan is doing.
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