V Stands For Douche

So as I've written about before on NC there are some styles of fashion that are definitely not bro. Cargo shorts, birkenstocks, popping your collar are all styles that many perceive as bro but any true bro knows that those fashion choices are just as similar as wearing JNCO jeans and an Aeropostale shirt. Now, recently I've started to notice something, not that this fashion style is new but I see more and more dudes rocking this specific item. I'm talking about V-neck shirts. Not V-neck sweaters, but V-neck tees. These things are huge among meatheads, hipsters, guidos and douchey kids who love blow, like Scott Disick.

Personally, I don't get the V-neck tee. Does it make your chest more breathable? Was it made so your chain can be more noticeable? Regardless of it's purpose, it basically means one thing when you wear this shirt: "I'm a douche." There's just something really douchey about these things, they're like the H2's of the shirt world. I wore a V-neck once when I went to Jersey Shore party at Sutton Place about a month ago. After the party I went to other bars and I never felt like a bigger ass clown. Few girls wanted to talk to me and the ones that did had that unsure look on their faces of whether I was joking around or if I was a douchey kid who loved blow.

If there's one thing I don't want to see it's people's chest hair, unless of course it's my own, otherwise, cover up dude, you're making me lose my appetite. If there's the ultimate douche move, it's wearing a V-neck tee with your sunglasses being held right at the crest of the V. Such a toolbag move. So to anyone who thinks that V-neck tees are cool, get your act together and stop thinking your white, 3-series BMW is an M3.