So my weekend was filled with raging (obvs), some D3 lax and stomach aches. I know that's a weird combination but whatever, it was a solid weekend nonetheless. Now, I'm sure like myself, you loyal NC readers have had your fair share of drunken, blacked out nights. Personally, I'm not a fan of blacking out at all, and fortunately I rarely do it. However, it is rather entertaining, and always annoying when one of your buddies blacks out. The thing about your friends blacking out is that once they're in the land of darkness, it's always too late for you to realize. This weekend though I found a great tell tale sign of when it's time to call it a night. Some people like to think vomiting is the quintessential sign of when it's time to end your night. Now while puking sometimes does serve as a great indicator of when it's time to hit the hay (what a great saying BT Dubbs) it may also just be an indicator that you saw the fat girl from Precious naked.
Anyway, like I was saying about the tell tale sign I found, it's nothing really special or out of the ordinary but for me, it will just be my new gauge of how I know someone was really banged up. The tell tale sign I'm talking about is when the bouncer of a bar asks you if "you're okay?" See if a bouncer kicks you out or drags you out of a bar, that just means he viewed you as being an asshole who could survive just fine outside of the bar. Think about it, if the bouncer, who would love to physically throw you out of the bar because he probably hates his job and wants to let out some form of aggression goes up to you and asks if you're okay, you're clearly really fucked up. Basically anytime a bouncer is actually concerned for your well being you should realize it's time to call it a night. So the next time you're out a bar and you're trying to avoid waking up next to some slam pig, just look for this great indicator.
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