Whoa, so apparently Tom and I totally forgot we had a blog. Luckily no one read this thing anyway, but for the 3 or 4 people who accidentally stumbled upon it looking for fetish porn, we apologize. Look, I know as much as the next guy that there are certain sites you crush when you need to pass some time. And when those sites don't deliver, it makes your day of work/school/hanging out with your girlfriend that much worse. Hopefully we are that website for a few of you. For that we're grateful. You should reevaluate your lives, but were grateful.I know we've done this a few times, but in all honesty we both have real jobs, busy lives and obligations to other things. Weird right? But we're truly sorry, once again, and we'd like to offer an official apology from the entire NC team.
So why not try to apologize with a blatantly lazy post? Sounds like our m.o. So here are the top 5 Lame Excuses for Why we Haven't Posted in Damn Near 2 Weeks.
5) My Dog Ate My Laptop: Does that still work? I guess it never did.
4) Having a blog gets us so much tail that we've been busy too busy absolutely slaying chicks and doing blow, living like rock stars. Yeah, I guess that's not true at all. Having a website only gets you pussy if its Facebook or Google.
3) Tom has AIDS
2) I was so devastated that, despite the fact I didn't go to Duke and my sexual prowess is mediocre at best, I didn't make this broad's list.
1) The Giants season being over in week 3 completely derailed my will to live. I haven't ate, I haven't slept, I've lost 15 pounds. Seriously, is this pathetic on my behalf? One bad loss to the Titans and I find myself drinking heavily night after night and struggling to get out of bed in the morning? I watched the game on a JetBLue flight coming back from a bachelor party on Sunday. Do you know what its like to watch something you love slowly die on an airplane? The poor people sitting next to me must've thought I was an ax murderer/child molester. What the hell is going on? Personal foul penalties and bonehead plays left and right. It's like we have a team full of Braylon Edwardses. And can we talk about that for a second? I guess we shouldn't be surprised this retard got a DWI cause his windows were overly tinted. This is a dude who is on probation for punching a member of LeBron James' entourage. Flash back a year, before the whole Decision thing. What's the dumbest thing an athlete in Cleveland could've done? Punch a member of LeBron James' entourage has to be in the Top 5 right? Braylon, you are retarded. You did the fucking dougie after a touchdown. Get lost.
Anyway, only one of those is true. Guess which?
And to try and butter you guys up, here is a site someone showed me today that should be right up all our alleys.
2 comments:
Dear Guest and Spaniard...despite your lack of posts. I still read you site to be thankful that there are others out there that think like we do...Whether it be bleeding Giant Blue, Scumming, or other social activities. So if either are you are at the game are Sunday night come to G5 and look for the only authentic Terrell Thomas jersey. In Blue, Unitas
Wait, so are yall coming back or no?
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